canad erggomm

canad erggomm

bastard human comics no.8

bastard human comics no.8

wow its crumbly and oddly good!


Do you like the mansion do you? Do you like not remembering my mansion? Do you like components and conglomerations of things? Well you love dis. Its balls and its all crumbly and you’ll love how you’ve earned my crumbly soft balls. Ok so how do you get cheap labour? How do you get any labour? Just add more currency? Get some labour balls and try to be cool about it. Go on then attach a boolean value to the string. Funny what you get, turns out to be a dancing dancer.

OK jap

Go jump on your mansion bandwagoon. The kimbo bongay, the flippety boom. You have all to yourself, you let your mansion go towards two places like a cut up symmetry. Susspended above the world who divides it? not ongo.  Tesne polygon floaters hovereing above a filled role, who will fill it next? Not one person has volanteered becuase of such shitty indents. I will auction off all his values and get my millions laying bets on who will tear his island up first.


melt the 300! haha literaly would be a creative soloution

ImageSo i was thinking we could fill in this peice, because it might be short, but have you got the right recording equitment, if you have then please melt the 300 backwards in grease. impossible you cant get it done in a day. yes we have two hours, actually less be cause time is ticking and it is on the news and it is on the internet and it is everywhere. we need to write the letters backwards somehow before it breaks, what is the time, the time is you shoulve done it buy yesterday. I can use my proffesional skills to write that backwards buisness. get me a little something to write it in. that is a metal thing. It will melt and get it on the cooks plates and it will ruin it all because people migght get food poisoning. can you get a wooden thing. thank you. this will do the trick, this is only a few time, yet it is so big, when do we update. it will be finished soon, it is not a proffesional job of it so get it done. I had dipping it in the crusty oil, backwards, oh you so clever that is amazing. haha i am pleased! Go get going the time is going and it will be before something new pops up like a fat people thing or maybe people have got too fat too fastly. I really love it this has proved your worth, i wil give you a raise and will secure you a top place on the team. People in the office day party gave me special ephemera for the occasion to mark the backwards return in a few seconds of ordered grease. then i knew I heard a backwards 300.

bastard human three

bastard human three

Bastard Human comics 2

Bastard Human comics 2

bastard human 1

bastard human 1


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